good and Devil

HAH! So you think I finish already. No way, hosay. Only half the story. The other half is the devil. When you ask a Christian where the devil comes from, he will tell you this story: how God made the angels, and Lucifer was the anointed one, most perfect and most beautiful. Then he - Lucifer, not God, so stupid - got too proud and wanted to be God also. So kena punish. Something like that. But, I tell you, I read the Bible backwards and forwards, inside and outside (look at cover, mah), still cannot find this story. This Ezekiel 28, actually for King of Tyre one. Never use the word devil, or satan or Lucifer at all. Christians will say, read between the lines. Aiyah, only paper between the lines. God want to say something, say to my face. Why must read between the lines?

And then, go back to story of Adam and Eve. Satan come and tempt Eve. You think never have God's permission? I think God send him, ok. You look, everywhere Satan appear, God knows already. Like in Job, God take bet with Satan, right? Conspiracy theory. Even Jesus says "This sickness will not end in death. No, it is for God's glory so that God's Son may be glorified through it." So God makes you sick to glorify himself. Ok-lah, joke.

I tell you, from what I read in the Bible, everything the Devil do, God already knows and accept. So, why like this? I tell you. Use equation:

Good (Innocent) = Baby
Good >> Evil = Hero

In this world, there are only two kinds of people we all love (and I think God loves also): the baby and the hero. That's why Jesus bless all the meek and weary and mournful and so on. They are like babies, suffering and innocent. But if you want to grow up, know good and evil, then you must become hero. Where got hero never overcome evil, I ask you? Anywhere you find story about hero, surely fight with the devil. Don't need Bible. Any story in the world you look see got hero, hundred percent fight devil.

This is what Jesus means-lah. You must fight devil. Kick ass. You become hero, you are salt and light. You tell people only Christians go to heaven, other people go to hell, this kind of salt give me also I don't want. You tell me Jesus die for me, this kind of light who wants to see? You fight devil, become hero, everybody wants to be like you. Long long ago, during Roman times, Christians die eaten by lions. Not scared. Heroes, right? Like this only can convert Roman emperor. You think Roman emperor converted by preaching, meh?

This Jesus, big time hero. Not only protect the poor and weak, even his enemies, he protect. Other people, if you harm them, they harm you back ten times more. Jesus accept and ask God to forgive you. My kind of hero. You want to be Christian, be kick ass hero. Don't go around condemning other people, or pretend like you poor sinner like every one else. You already saved, got God on your side. Go kick some ass. Become hero. Then you are light of the world and salt of the earth.

No need to be so complicated. You already know, in this life, you want to be hero. To become hero, you must overcome evil-lah. No other way. Don't complain why the world so bad, or why the devil come and tempt you, or why life so difficult. You don't like, be like baby. Be innocent and humble. God loves you anyway. No need to fight. You want to fight, fight the devil. Don't fight other people, they struggling just like you. Don't know why we need Jesus to come tell us this.

So, I think this Satan, ha, poor thing, you know. Get kicked so much by God and all his heroes. So, I think, this Satan, only follow God's plan, right? Not his fault. Without him, how you can become hero? So actually, the devil good, right?